When you don't know the directions to the goalpost, players will gladly help:

Cuando no sepas las direcciones para llegar al poste, los jugadores estarán encantados de ayudarte:

free

do you know what "free" means?

When your ass grows, tell me, I will stroke it well until it turns red, because you are blonde and it will turn red well.

the funny thing is that you don't even realize how ridiculous your words are, or maybe you know it but you like to look like a clown

The funny thing is that you're a whore and you know but you still tryna act like you're not