Happy hatchday, you flappy ol’ clown,
Still climbing up trees like it’s monkey town!

You waddle like noodles and honk when you speak.
So I'm here to shout:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ya waddling freak!

I boop your beak daily, I trip you for fun,
I leave lil' carrots on your pillow and run.
Yet you still stick around, through chaos and fluff,
Guess you like your dumb Bunny, even when I’m too much.

Now you're off to the army? Oh quack me, that’s wild—
Will you march like a soldier, or flap like a child?
Don't forget your floaties, and pack lots of seeds—
And maybe a helmet... for “duck-ish” needs.

But truly, dear Duck, though I joke and I tease,
Your heart is so golden, you always aim to please.

You’ve lifted me up when I’ve felt like dumb,
You’ve calmed all my storms with just one “DUMDUM :V”

With love from your Bunny, now signing off here,
Happy birthday again—you old ducky dear.


context: me after bullying duck cuze he was wearing a suit in 40 degrees 👇🏻